mamacedesjones:

Because I’m getting old. I mean, I’m 28 now. I’ve been waiting for a good man and obviously I can’t find one so I’m taking things into my own hands.image

You’re not that old. Look at me. I’m 29 and not even close to thinking about kids yet. I don’t even know if I’ll ever want ‘em. But if you really want to do this, then I’ll be here for you. You gonna find a sperm donor or are you gonna look around town for a good-looking guy and get his little donation?

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mamacedesjones:

No. I’m not that random, Jake. I’m going to get artificially inseminated.

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I know, I know. But that makes more sense. What made you decide to go along with this?

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mamacedesjones:

So, I’ve finally decided. I’m having a baby.

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You hooked up with someone and didn’t tell me?

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